What up Earthlings! It's me, Mr. Green The Grey, your favorite little dirty minded alien! I spent centuries sticking to my precious Athena mothership like a hermit. I figured it was time I moseyed my way around Earth so I've been hanging around for the last 75ish years now. I've been all over your globe, once I got Roswell out of my life, but home has been mostly Detroit and New York. I love me a good city full of weridos. I blend right in.

If you thought it was tough being a human in these cut throat financial times, try being an extraterrestrial who eats pounds of weed daily... and smokes a good amount too! I might have to start an OnlyFans soon so don't be surprised if you see this salty green cock and pistachios on your timeline! For now, I'm just having fun living my best "influencer era"  life. I'm firing out classic and raunchy memes faster than I can finger blast your Mom... I mean your girlfriend.... I mean faster than the trigger finger on my plasma blaster hand (the finger your Mom, sister and girlfriend like). 

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Thank you all for being on this social media journey with me. You humans are trip. I've done more than you'll ever know, seen more than you can imagine and my powers make Superman look like a super puss and still I'm humbled and grateful to be building this brand with you and for you. From the bottom of my fat ass loving heart... THANK YOU for being a fan and a follower of Mr. Green The Grey.

...I'm just getting started bitches.